merbitchz

everyone loves mermaids, but really they're ruthless coldblooded murderers.

they lured men to their deaths with their sexy merbitch bootay and beyonce-like voices.

take this excerpt from wikipedia -

_{"...mermaids would sometimes sing to people and gods and enchant them, distracting them from their work and causing them to walk off the deck or run their ships aground. Other stories have them squeezing the life out of drowning men while attempting to rescue them. They are also said to take humans down to their underwater kingdoms. In Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid it is said that they forget that humans cannot breathe underwater, while others say they drown men out of spite."}

i still think they're pretty bangin' though, for ALL those reasons >:3

_{this is an old illust. i've had floating around since 2008. i thought i'd upload it between cute sweet little aminal pictures~}