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~EmotionlessBlue:iconEmotionlessBlue:
Yay for the winners! They rocked! ^^
Fri Apr 25, 2008, 6:58 PM
~GINI-BEANIE:iconGINI-BEANIE:
MAN, I WOULD'VE BROKEN HIS DAMN PHONE! & SAID: NOW TRY TO TAKE A PICTURE, BIATCH!!!
Wed Mar 5, 2008, 12:34 AM
~PandaCandy15:iconPandaCandy15:
LOL HAI. C:
Tue Feb 19, 2008, 10:24 PM
~ash-2-thunder:iconash-2-thunder:
guava is ballin ass
Tue Feb 12, 2008, 6:05 PM
=caramel-kitteh:iconcaramel-kitteh:
:heart::heart:
Sun Jan 27, 2008, 8:53 AM
~Lfssom:iconLfssom:
guavapiña
Sat Jan 26, 2008, 9:55 PM
*PRAGINFLY:iconPRAGINFLY:
Love u France :blowkiss:
Sat Nov 10, 2007, 11:41 AM
*JU5:iconJU5:
:wave:
Mon Oct 22, 2007, 8:52 AM
~tsukkido:icontsukkido:
hey X3 hope things come easy for you:heart::dance:
Wed Jun 13, 2007, 12:07 PM
~cupcake-massacure:iconcupcake-massacure:
<3
Fri Jun 1, 2007, 8:22 AM
=ittoryu24:iconittoryu24:
hello!
Tue May 22, 2007, 10:26 PM
=ittoryu24:iconittoryu24:
Hello!
Wed May 16, 2007, 7:25 PM
=artistm0nk:iconartistm0nk:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :cake:
Tue May 1, 2007, 12:52 AM
*Firemane:iconFiremane:
springtime!! weeee!
Wed Apr 11, 2007, 10:48 PM
~tsukkido:icontsukkido:
yay ^ ^:hug:
Mon Feb 19, 2007, 10:40 AM
*Blush-Art:iconBlush-Art:
Hey girl! You all nice and tan now from your trip? :heart: hope you had a good time!
Sun Feb 11, 2007, 6:23 PM
~Oniko:iconOniko:
Guava ish teh smex ;D lol
Wed Jan 3, 2007, 7:34 PM
~jazz-chan:iconjazz-chan:
hi hi~ :wave:
Sun Dec 24, 2006, 12:49 AM
=faramir:iconfaramir:
Wheee I can't wait for those prints :D
Sun Dec 3, 2006, 5:27 AM
~ayakate:iconayakate:
guava is #1 !!!!! tee hee
Tue Nov 28, 2006, 7:04 AM

does the majority of your art reflect what you're sexually attracted to?

26%
80 deviants said no.
25%
77 deviants said it's split about 50/50.
14%
43 deviants said yes.
14%
42 deviants said i create sexy art of my own gender, yet i don't actually find them arousing, and i'd consider myself 100% straight.
8%
25 deviants said ohmygod i'm a pervert.
7%
21 deviants said O T H E R...
2%
7 deviants said if my family ever found my gallery i'd probably be disowned.
2%
7 deviants said no, and the rest of you are all a bunch of freaks.
0%
1 deviant said i draw furry art and secretly i do actually want to sleep with animals :>
0%
1 deviant said DRARING TEH FURRIES ART DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO SCREW DOGS :

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• awesome yet creepy.

Journal Entry: Sun May 4, 2008, 5:59 AM
  • Mood: Excited
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I had the awesomest dream last night.

I was a TRANSFORMER. G1 style ftw. (Don't ask me how...)

I think I was Starscream, because I was a Blue/Red/Gray jet.
But I was ME. I was FLYING. And TRANSFORMING! And shooting stuff and blowing things up. It was like a movie, and I had to explode a petrol tanker.

It was awesome.

Oddly enough there were three other people/transformers with me on my mission to blow stuff up (actually, one was the bad guy), but they were all from DA so I'm not going to say who, haha. (Because it's creepy to dream about people from DA. wtf).

That's the last time I check my DA account right before going to bed.

...Or is it?

p.s. thank you for the birthday wishes! ... even though i hate all birthdays from now on (because it's all down hill from here).

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• scary emo moment

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 29, 2008, 7:06 AM
  • Mood: Alarmed
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I had a scary emo-moment in the shower today.

My nose suddenly started bleeding and it went EVERYWHERE.

The sides of the shower and the drain looked like a scene from CSI, me included. Even with the shower running I couldn't wash the blood away fast enough - it just . wouldn't . stop.

I was standing there compressing it, watching the blood drops come thick and fast, and thinking to myself how much blood someone had to lose before they passed out. If the icckyness of the situation didn't cause me to faint first.

Then I thought man... this would have to be one of the most embarrassing ways to die... loss of blood from a bleeding nose brought on by allergies... allergies that were aggravated by the dust kicked up from thoroughly cleaning my room... so basically, death from my own nerdy fault. I've suffered the odd bleeding nose before when I'm sick, but NOTHING like the little incident I had today...

I should have curled up all emo-like in the bottom of the shower and taken a photo.

I totally would have scored a DD :D

• your fav...?

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 28, 2008, 6:51 PM
  • Mood: Zest
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i'm cleaning out my room in preperation for moving and i found about 12 blank canvases that i bought ages ago thinking 'i'm going to paint!!!!' and then never did :< so if i get time before i move i might have a go.

hit me up some links to your favourite painters! these are my two:

:bulletgreen: lisa alisa [link]

:bulletgreen: and EVERYBODY'S favourite... audrey kawasaki [link]

also, feel free to hook me up any good acrylic tutorials/walk-thru's you know of :nod:

and sorry if i've been pretty quite lately - i have a LOT of stuff to pack/clean before i move @_@

chur chur!

:heart: France

• free rice

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 27, 2008, 4:26 AM
  • Mood: Compassion
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Help end world hunger


To those of you who haven't played this 'game'... you should!

It's an educational vocabulary game, but hear me out before you stop reading any further! Your correct answers go towards a worthy cause! You win 20 grains of rice for each correct answer, which is distributed by the UN World Food Program to people who are starving. The rice is paid for by the advertisers that are on screen as you play. (see the FAQ if you have any other questions [link] ).

When I heard of it I was like 'pffft... how hard can a word game be??' but after the 3rd or 4th go I'm like 'is this even a word!?'.

I watched a piece on the news about this program, and it does work... a school in africa can continue to run due to the free rice they can give the students at lunch time. Their 'school' is a mud-floor hut and every morning they have to drag their own benches in from outside.

I'm still not sure how people can survive on just rice, though... Hopefully if enough people play this game they'll be able to offer 'Free fruit' and 'Free animals' or something a little more... substantial ^^;

Since writing this journal I've earned 240 grains of rice and have a Vocab level of 40... whatever that means. I hope that's not out of 100. I think I need to play more.

P.S. You can go here [link] to get banners to put in your journal/website... you don't even have to host the image yourself! Easy as :D

Armageddon 08 (w/ apprehensive photo)

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 26, 2008, 8:15 PM
  • Mood: Alarmed
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i got dragged along to Armageddon Pulp Expo 08 in Christchurch yesterday... someone wanted their photo taken with a stormtrooper, so i had to pay $16 to go along and hold the camera for him. that's what nerd girlfriends are for.


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the happiest prisoner alive.




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a dangerous man-killing creature poses with someone in a predator costume.


i, on the other hand, have a strong aversion to having my photo taken next to a man (or possibly a woman) in a costume... my body language is probably textbook for 'i feel like an idiot'. note the crossed arms and HORRIFIC DOUBLE CHIN from trying to pull my face back out of the photo frame :faint: this is what ALL of my photos from MovieWorld in australia looked like.... which is why they were never posted :ohnoes:

i'm still not quite sure what he was trying to do with his hand/claw.

now tim wants a stormtrooper costume, but they're like $1000 apparently. i asked if i got him one if his fantasy would be to have sex in it, but he was like 'what? are you kidding? it has a blastplate over the crotch to protect against laser strikes... i'm not taking that off'.

so. no costume for him.